Because we are very open-minded, we won't judge Kinect Joy Ride before trying it but let's face it, it is unlikely it will appeal to gamers like us for more than a few races. However, you might unlock an achievement if you manage to watch the entire trailer without wanting to slap the boy's face for being terribly annoying. Expect some family fun in front of the TV set as soon as Nomvember 2010!
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Commented on 2010-08-12 19:25:50
Commented on 2010-08-12 19:46:20was looking forward to it when it was a free arcade game
EDIT: just realized, you do HAVE to stand to play this? wow even a bigger fail lol wtf are microsoft doing :| kinect is making me an ashamed xbox owner :|
Commented on 2010-08-12 21:17:45Why would both kids celebrate if one won the race and the other lost ? I am not familiar with this "feeling".
Also, this:
I'm beginning to think that I'd actually prefer playing "games" with two dildos in my hands than this crap.
Commented on 2010-08-12 22:01:12
Commented on 2010-08-12 22:15:04The game also looks like poo, why would i pay 50 bucks for a shitty cartracer on the 360 when i have a wii with mother***** Mariokart right here? To add something to that point, i freaking hate the wii adn i still ahve one, so if MS are planning on selling htat pice of crap camera with shovelware like this, well then i've got some news for you (though it's not much in terms of news since literally everybody and his grandma got this point around 5 seconds in to their E3 briefing).
Unless Dance Central sells natals like freaking hotcakes or the next generation of titles are mindbendingly genial, i can't see this thing doing anything other than a fullfledged 32x.
I think you know where i stand on this now :P
Commented on 2010-08-12 22:31:38**SPOILER WARING**
it ends with frag blowing all those beautiful faces )
**END OF SPOILER**
Nonetheless this game is mindblowing (literally)
Commented on 2010-08-12 23:31:16On a more serious note, wouldn't it be very hilarious to see a random guy coming in and kicking the creepy kid in the head, really hard ? Right when it's in slow motion, that would be great...
Commented on 2010-08-13 00:20:01 In reply to PT_G4MEROn a more serious note, wouldn't it be very hilarious to see a random guy coming in and kicking the creepy kid in the head, really hard ? Right when it's in slow motion, that would be great...
No wait, screw that. The cameraman just jumps in to the dropship and then they play Forza 3 in space, while dogfighting some covenant ships.
Commented on 2010-08-13 04:57:51I'm no hater on Kinect, I actually look forward to it, but holding up your arms pretending them to be a steering wheel will never be a good idea.
Commented on 2010-08-13 06:00:05
Commented on 2010-08-13 06:29:53
Commented on 2010-08-13 10:25:59 In reply to GangStarrwas looking forward to it when it was a free arcade game
EDIT: just realized, you do HAVE to stand to play this? wow even a bigger fail lol wtf are microsoft doing :| kinect is making me an ashamed xbox owner :|
i dont see whats wrong with kinect you dont have to go and buy it
Commented on 2010-08-13 14:25:41Im getting Kinect but i wont go near this game its just not how i want to play a racing game.
Commented on 2010-08-13 15:04:32 In reply to dracornzi dont see whats wrong with kinect you dont have to go and buy it
i can understand standing up for tennis games etc as thats the point but for a racing game? NAH GTFO of here with that nonsense. even in REAL LIFE you dont stand up while driving
Commented on 2010-08-13 18:11:32 In reply to dracornzi dont see whats wrong with kinect you dont have to go and buy it
Let's face it, you don't want to play a goddamn racing game standing up, it's not comfortable. The other games, the ones that require you to move your entire body, those i can understand but this shit can fuck right off. Not that im defending the other asinine shovelware though, those sucks in their own right even if the standing up argument doesn't apply.
Commented on 2010-08-13 18:39:39
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