d’après qq'un qui a vu le jeu il semble que ce soit le niveau le plus pourri

C'est terrible de constater que les joueurs se divisent en deux catégories, les mythos d'un côté, les naïfs de l'autre.

So first up, what’s been your hairiest assignment to date?

This photo shoot for sure! I had trouble hiding my flashbangs. And surrounded by men under all those lights, damn, I got so hot!

At what age did you lose your virginity?

You know the last man who asked me that question had to drink his food through a straw for six months. Let’s stick to business, okay…

Er, sure. So talking of chaps, what do you look for in a man?

Usually his weakest point – eyes, throat, groin.

Cripes! How would you describe your fighting style?

Keen. I’m always ready to go one-on-one. I like to improvise but I can play rough-and-ready too.

Working these days as a spy, have you ever dabbled in any Mata Hari-style antics?

Well, things are a little different in 2020, but poledancing lessons are standard training for all recruits these days. There was this one time where I had to infiltrate a Caribbean hideaway where they were holding an all-female beach volleyball tournament. One of the girls was there to take out the host, but we didn’t know which one. I had to get to know them personally, go undercover and… oops! I think I’ve said too much. That mission was probably classified.

When you’re off killin’ do you select your undies for comfort, or for effect? You never know, you could get knocked down by a bus...

…Or attacked by dropship or chased by jetpacks, yeah I know. With all the kit I have to carry, I find underwear gets in the way. I go commando.

Brilliant! Describe your personal style for us…

Dress to kill.

So what sort of thing makes you grumpy?

I don’t know… running out of ammo? Taking two shots to drop someone when one would do?

Do you believe Elvis is still alive?

Sure! He’s alive and singing with the aliens isn’t he?

Wasn’t Roswell a failed attempt to abduct The King?

The guy who first photographed Elvis took the photos of the alien autopsies, that’s no coincidence.

What car do you drive?

I used to drive a dataDyne G-Class, y’know the VTOL version with the dropfoils, but I lost it when I had to ram-raid my way into a target’s penthouse suite. No one ever called me subtle. I’m big into classic cars. Right now I’m driving a Porsche Carrera GT. Of course I’ve made a few modifications, but that’s classified. If you see me in the rear view mirror, get out of the way sharpish…

What’s your favourite gadget?

My locktopus – I take it everywhere with me. It’s great for picking locks and generally getting me in all sorts of trouble.

Nice. What heat are you currently packing?

My Magsec for comfort, but out of everything in my armoury, you can’t beat the Shockwave. It’s one hell of a rifle. It’s got an X-ray scope, from a click away you can see every last bone you’re about to break.

Who’s the sexiest woman in the world?

You’re looking at her! Okay, I’m kidding. But I’ve made the cover of FHM so I must be in with a chance!

Finally, what’s your dog of choice?

Why, you wanna be my *****?

Kinda. FHM

C'est terrible de constater que les joueurs se divisent en deux catégories, les mythos d'un côté, les naïfs de l'autre.